Loch Ness Love Tee – Because Even Monsters Need a Plus One

Introducing the Loch Ness Love Tee, the shirt that proves even giant mystery lake monsters are out here looking cute and cuffed. Featuring two smitten Nessies gazing at each other like they just swiped right, this tee radiates pure “relationship goals” energy with a side of cryptid chaos.

Perfect for casual outings, awkward first dates, or convincing your friends you have a deep emotional connection with aquatic dinosaurs, this shirt pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or that mysterious foggy aura you bring everywhere. Gift it to your partner, your bestie, or literally anyone who needs more mythical romance in their life.

Lightweight, breathable, and ethically made—so you can look good, feel good, and maybe even lure your own legendary creature out of hiding.

Product features

No side seams, because Nessie hates wrinkles.

Ribbed knit collar that won’t quit (unlike your last situationship).

Shoulder tape for when you need support—emotionally and structurally.

100% ring‑spun cotton softer than a Nessie smooch.

Oeko‑Tex certified, because toxic chemicals are so last season.

Care instructions

Do not dryclean (even Nessie air-dries).

Do not bleach (unless you want sad pastel Nessies).

Tumble dry: low heat (like their low-key romance).

Iron, steam, or dry: low heat.

Machine wash: cold, with similar colors (no cryptid drama in the wash).