Warning: This apple is hot, smug, and unapologetically baked. The Baked to the Core Tee is here to serve up big retro energy and even bigger side-eyes. Featuring an oven-chillin’, too-cool-to-care apple with that classic “I know I’m your favorite snack” vibe, this tee is perfect for anyone who’s ever felt a little crispy on the outside and emotionally tender on the inside.
Whether you're celebrating 4/20, baking pies, or just existing in a society that expects way too much from a piece of fruit—this shirt’s got your back (and your front). It's soft, it's stylish, and it understands you on a core level.
Perfect for:
Potlucks, protests, and pot.
Bakery runs or “baking” runs.
Anyone who’s tired of being compared to a banana.
Product features:
No side seams because seams are a construct
Ribbed collar that refuses to fold under pressure
Shoulder tape to hold it together better than your last relationship
100% ring-spun cotton, softer than your ex's excuses
Ethically made, because even the apple has standards
Care instructions:
No dry cleaning—this apple doesn’t do fancy
No bleach—because we keep it raw
Tumble dry low, like your expectations
Cold wash with similar colors
