Lobster Roll Showdown Tee

This isn’t just a shirt… it’s a front‑row ticket to Kennebunkport’s most ridiculous culinary battle. On one side: Team Butter, armed with a stick of melty glory. On the other: Team Mayo, ready to squirt victory into the ring. And somewhere in the background? A lighthouse, a few seagulls heckling, and probably a lobster doing the Macarena.

Why you need this shirt:

Because it’s soft, durable, and makes you look like you actually do fun things on weekends—like screaming at crustaceans in a neon wrestling match. Whether you’re at a summer BBQ, a cozy winter hangout, or just defending your condiment of choice at a bar, this tee says, “Yes, I take my lobster rolls seriously… and stylishly.”

Product features (aka why it’s better than your old college tee):

No side seams, which means a sleeker look and less awkward twisting.

Ribbed collar that keeps its shape no matter how hard you cheer for Butter or Mayo.

Shoulder tape for added durability—because a lobster fight demands strength.

100% ring‑spun cotton so soft you’ll feel like you’re being hugged by a lobster (a gentle one, not the angry kind).

Ethically produced cotton, because even lobsters care about sustainability.

Care instructions (aka how to keep it battle‑ready):

Don’t dryclean (the lobsters don’t approve).

Don’t bleach (unless you want to join Team Sad Lobster).

Tumble dry low, iron low, and wash cold with similar colors.

Grab one, pick a side (Butter vs. Mayo), and let the neon‑glory battle begin. 🦞🔥