Smashed Fruit Society – Watermelon Tee
This watermelon’s been through it… and so have you.
Our Smashed Fruit Society tee serves up bold emotion with a sprinkle of sass — featuring a sad, split watermelon and the painfully relatable line: “People like me more when I’m smashed.” Equal parts tragic and iconic, this shirt is for anyone who's ever felt like the life of the party and the cleanup crew afterward.
Whether you're embracing your inner soft fruit or just love wearing your feelings in vintage-inspired style, this shirt gets you.
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About the Tee:
Introducing our fun and playful Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt, perfect for anyone who loves humor with a side of emotional depth. This tee blends a lighthearted look with a touch of truth, making it great for casual outings, awkward get-togethers, or quietly spiraling on the couch.
Made from ultra-soft, lightweight fabric, it's breathable and cozy enough for all-day wear — even if you're mentally melting. Whether you're shopping for a quirky gift, or just trying to feel something again, this tee's got your back.
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Product Features:
Knit in one piece without side seams to reduce waste and boost comfort
Elastic ribbed collar that keeps its shape (unlike your mental stability)
Shoulder tape adds structure and durability
Smooth, ring-spun cotton for a crisp, high-quality print
Ethically made and emotionally devastating — we love to see it
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Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (max 30C / 90F), with similar colors
Tumble dry low
Iron or steam on low heat
Do not bleach or dry clean — melons don’t do drama
