“I’m Just a Pineapple. Nobody Loves Me.” Tee
For those days when you feel more fruit salad reject than tropical delight. This tee features our beloved sad pineapple in all its misunderstood glory — perfect for ironic vibes, emotional support snacks, or just making people do a double take.
But don’t let the existential fruit fool you — this shirt feels like a warm hug. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, it’s soft, breathable, and ethically sourced for a guilt-free wear. The ribbed knit collar holds its shape, the shoulder tape keeps it from stretching weird, and the seamless sides give it a clean, comfy fit.
Product Details:
100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lived-in feel
Ribbed knit collar that keeps its shape
Shoulder tape for long-lasting structure
No side seams = smoother silhouette and less fabric waste
Ethically sourced materials because we care (unlike whoever abandoned this pineapple)
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (max 30C/90F), with similar colors
Tumble dry low
Iron/steam low heat if needed
Do not bleach or dry clean —
pineapples don’t like that
