American Chop Suey – Why’d You Leave the Pasta Tee

This tee is pure New England chaos served in a bowl. Made from ridiculously soft 100% ring‑spun cotton, it feels like comfort food for your skin while you’re screaming song lyrics and stirring elbow macaroni at midnight. The classic fit and crew neckline make it perfect for everything—family dinners, late‑night jam sessions, or silently judging anyone who dares walk away from a plate of pasta.

With its bold American Chop Suey graphic and the instantly recognizable line “WHY DID YOU LEAVE THE PASTA UPON THE TABLE?”, this shirt mashes up hometown comfort with rock‑anthem energy. It’s for food lovers, music lovers, and anyone who’s ever dramatically pointed at leftovers like their life depended on it.

Product features

No side seams—because this design doesn’t need extra drama.

Ribbed collar that holds its shape through every encore and every second helping.

Shoulder tape for stability when you throw your fork in theatrical disappointment.

Smooth, durable fabric that keeps the graphic looking sharp (even when your sauce game gets messy).

Ethically made with US‑grown cotton—New England pride, responsibly sourced.

Care instructions

Do not dryclean (keep it raw, keep it real).

Do not bleach (unless you’re going for a crime‑scene‑pasta look).

Tumble dry low (so it’s ready for the next sing‑along).

Iron, steam, or dry on low heat (or don’t—wrinkles are punk).

Machine wash cold with similar colors… or embrace the marinara stains as battle scars.